"Why?"
I'm sorry. I technically have no journal. Not yet! Till then I am just a major waste of bandwith. Again, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
"Who?"
I'm Kay. I am pleasant and hygienic. I have never broken a bone. I once ate a sandwich consisting of a roll and 8 egg patties from the cafeteria. I have two piercings in each ear. Yellow is my favorite color. I’m good at tongue-twisters. I get lost easily. I got voted class artist. I have never been in a state that doesn’t border the Atlantic Ocean, except for that layover in Ohio. I am usually happy. I take naps. I’m fond of puns. The only football game I ever went to I attended in a prom dress. It was hella cold. I am only allowed to say "hella" once a day. I startle easily. I like card games. I am naturally blonde. I like to invent words e.g. “grobo” and “blitty”. I sing and dance whenever and wherever the mood strikes. Occaisonally, I like to talk about myself.